txtsfrmlstnght: (905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina.. (1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there. HAHAHAH
6299.) Stop posting pictures up of Robert...
fuckyeahtwilightsucks: (via blogsecret) The people have spoken. Thank fuck.
fmylife: Today, my family took me to a wig store saying I wouldn’t feel so insecure about being bald because of my chemo treatments. When I told them I accepted myself and didn’t want a wig, they came out and told me THEY couldn’t accept it. My own family is embarrassed of me over something I can’t control. FML Oh my God, is all I can say.
fmylife: Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart to heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn’t notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn’t get it. FML
Put your iPod on shuffle for ‘Your Life In Shuffle’. WAKING UP: Ruled By Secrecy - Muse OPENING: Hands Up - B.E.P A REGULAR DAY: Passenger Seat - Death Cab For Cutie WORK: Miss Delany - Jack’s Mannequin STRESS: Is This Love? - Bob Marley HOBBY: The Fantasy - 30 Seconds To Mars A DAY OFF: Glory - Brandy Carlisle SUNSET: Beauty - Tegan and Sara (aww) FULL MOON: Machine - Regina Spektor FALL...
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mliaverage: This morning I popped the bread out of my toaster and it had so much force it flipped out of the toaster on to my plate. It’s possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. MLIA
I just did it to show that there’s no love lost between young British female...– Florence Welch of Florence + the Machine on locking lips with Little Boots earlier this summer. (via girlfriendisahomo) Wahey! I love these two :)
txtsfrmlstnght: (847): his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Well hiiii there :)
Hey guys, thanks for following me on my new blog. I am chuffed, I didn’t think anyone would ;) I’m strugging to work out how I can talk to you when you can’t leave actual comments on your blogs :( I installed a comment thing on mine (disqus.com) so leave me a comment! I would like to get to know youuu :) Loveee Charley xoxoxo
7140.) i love you and i'm such a complete idiot...
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who...
fuckyeahfacts: sent by Raissa HAHAHAHA. Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrty (;
fmylife: Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered,”We are so gonna make pizza after this!” FML Sounds like something my ex would say. I feel for you, babe xx