masturbatewithme:yuhmm:(via sweetgirls)
if i looked like this, i’d walk around naked. all day. every day.
“excuse me ma’am. you can’t come into target like that”
“like how?”
“naked. you’re not wearing any clothes”
“you don’t like it?”
“oh, i like it”
“okay then. i’m just going to get a few things. chips, salsa, candyland: the board game”
“okay”well aren’t we charming, jenny?