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</description><title>speak slow</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @speak-slow)</generator><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Meet Tyrrian (the Syrian) Hammister!

A birthday present to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/730a98b4e730cbfe92d6e28944108689/tumblr_mn2cdaL2Sd1qzilz4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meet Tyrrian (the Syrian) Hammister!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A birthday present to Robynne from me and the boys&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50849180162</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50849180162</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 21:46:22 +0100</pubDate><category>sorry about the awful picture</category><category>im a terrible photographer</category></item><item><title>the end of the office was very emotional, very cheesy and very perfect
SO PERFECT
can someone direct...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the end of the office was very emotional, very cheesy and very perfect&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SO PERFECT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can someone direct me to a nine season boxset? i want this show in my life forever&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50767627140</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50767627140</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:32:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you I whisper as I caress the books I can’t afford.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adventuresonpaper.tumblr.com/post/50114971913/ill-come-back-for-you-i-whisper-as-i-caress-the" target="_blank"&gt;adventuresonpaper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I’ll come back for you&lt;/em&gt; I whisper as I caress the books I can’t afford.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50685165093</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50685165093</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 00:26:42 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>slacktides:

Official Trailer for Dexter Season 8

oooh so...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6ckzE5vT0wc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slacktides.tumblr.com/post/50680272229/official-trailer-for-dexter-season-8" target="_blank"&gt;slacktides&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Official Trailer for Dexter Season 8&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;oooh so exciting!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50684599770</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50684599770</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 00:18:23 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>post uni treat now i finally have some time to spend doing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/526c4415ab96e99caf3b3c31e5486354/tumblr_mmujlgsCOe1qzilz4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;post uni treat &lt;span&gt;now i finally have some time to spend doing things other than fruitlessly emailing PR people&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i can’t wait!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50500424699</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50500424699</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:41:00 +0100</pubDate><category>excuse the apple product placement</category><category>it was an accident ha</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcad1fe6faad7a38542bfe59d28bb0bb/tumblr_mitqspa00Q1r5rzcno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50500203270</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50500203270</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:37:05 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>theonion:


Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/010409d3e9659fc0fc1500d2e803ba04/tumblr_mmuiy9lHXm1qckp4qo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/50499758321/friend-who-sent-link-to-8-minute-youtube-video" target="_blank"&gt;theonion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h1&gt;Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional: &lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/friend-who-sent-link-to-8minute-youtube-video-must,32442/" target="_blank"&gt;Full Report&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50499864179</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50499864179</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:30:01 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df4bbaa9d82f410b106d08b8d8d79960/tumblr_mjehsihpKy1qe2hddo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50489926959</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50489926959</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:20:20 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>sad-teeth:


So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fdf763cf33761162337bcd3e78094ff/tumblr_mmsrlkMkQc1rf6996o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35197d010836d2918548a06bd94d3c63/tumblr_mmsrlkMkQc1rf6996o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/daa3637b69a27d3a773a0a55462f4c86/tumblr_mmsrlkMkQc1rf6996o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e5e4e2b8d3a71f4f16f9ab6b2822f70/tumblr_mmsrlkMkQc1rf6996o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abc0eae41bad35fe2a5d087bc442c61e/tumblr_mmsrlkMkQc1rf6996o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd1d4747d31d4bec4ec1e100e6036cf4/tumblr_mmsrlkMkQc1rf6996o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sad-teeth.tumblr.com/post/50427114995/so-today-angelina-jolie-had-double-mastectomy" target="_blank"&gt;sad-teeth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50489736753</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50489736753</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:14:28 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>vanillacherries:

saint-roku-university:

blua:

Fuck! I’m in my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/beda000b212c536363e0181cc30672be/tumblr_mlkgakxc6R1qzxhoso4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fe6072e68cb005b80cd67d4c8e1b832/tumblr_mlkgakxc6R1qzxhoso3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76bbd9ff7bc0777928b66d8d5997fbe6/tumblr_mlkgakxc6R1qzxhoso5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9346a70affb2283580a5b648b190b3b0/tumblr_mlkgakxc6R1qzxhoso1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/606f3d1eb3d2fe4e75ff94f7a35e2c5a/tumblr_mlkgakxc6R1qzxhoso2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanillacherries.tumblr.com/post/50478238092" target="_blank"&gt;vanillacherries&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saint-roku-university.tumblr.com/post/48683833857/blua-fuck-im-in-my-twenties-everyone-has" target="_blank"&gt;saint-roku-university&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blua.tumblr.com/post/48455006818/fuck-im-in-my-twenties-everyone-has-that" target="_blank"&gt;blua&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://amzn.to/11adZ4R" target="_blank"&gt;Fuck! I’m in my twenties!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Everyone has that moment—the realization that adulthood has arrived, like a runaway train, and there’s no getting out of its way. In attempt to express the contradictions and anxieties that come with being over-educated, minimally employed, mostly single, and on your own, Emma Koenig has composed this book full of journal entries about being in her 20’s. This book is hysterical and a source of comfort for when you’re feeling like the world is falling apart around you, (basically every time you can’t figure out what the hell you’re doing with your major). I recommend everyone &lt;a href="http://amzn.to/11adZ4R" target="_blank"&gt;get a copy of this book&lt;/a&gt;, it’s less than nine bucks.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50489502408</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50489502408</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:07:09 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eed065c0fc40397b0c61ba47ff47db94/tumblr_mmp8tdLaT81rs2jpso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50453525082</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50453525082</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 00:21:53 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44d49464c4ca90205aa42bafba612efe/tumblr_mmnjywbDbR1s1av4bo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50432576348</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50432576348</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:21:07 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>lookbookdotnu:

S U N K I S S E D  (by Jill Wallace)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dc8fbb9ac97d3704ea617fe0aa66141/tumblr_mmru1qbQnM1qzrk5xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookbookdotnu.tumblr.com/post/50400264474" target="_blank"&gt;lookbookdotnu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lookbook.nu/look/4917335-Top-Unif-Carnaby-Skirt-Dolce-Vita-Jemma-Boots" title="Top, Unif Carnaby Skirt, Dolce Vita Jemma Boots, Luna B Fringe Cape" target="_blank"&gt;S U N K I S S E D &lt;/a&gt; (by &lt;a href="http://lookbook.nu/jillwallace" title="Jill Wallace" target="_blank"&gt;Jill Wallace&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50432051982</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50432051982</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:11:36 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77c5af14b54e3a99b0d1c47e3753773c/tumblr_mmrnrq1she1qboh3do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nihilisticc.tumblr.com/post/50390599489/so-my-parents-just-found-out-about-my-fourteen" target="_blank"&gt;nihilisticc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50431603190</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50431603190</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 19:03:25 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>porn4ladies:

;)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b53ce2b552f4630bd8e967b06c4416e5/tumblr_mms68gkg3v1rs2jpso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://porn4ladies.tumblr.com/post/50411060633" target="_blank"&gt;porn4ladies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50431210730</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50431210730</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:56:15 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>mcmxc-iv:

santo-dom-ingo:

why commit murder when you can have one of these

come on guys 

my eyes...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcmxc-iv.tumblr.com/post/36215245301" target="_blank"&gt;mcmxc-iv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://santo-dom-ingo.tumblr.com/post/35521863808/why-commit-murder-when-you-can-have-one-of-these" target="_blank"&gt;santo-dom-ingo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;why commit murder when you can have one of these&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdck3j9c8r1qgxsby.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;come on guys &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;my eyes just started welling up&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50431149760</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50431149760</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:55:07 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b17adc15534524260e27b312f36d73b9/tumblr_mmpwj2ezhn1qf2zyko1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50431005562</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50431005562</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:52:24 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>roseecheeks:

I FUCKING LOVE CHILLI POTS.

omg</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39b5b7967f6a11114a99a96f1b2e7451/tumblr_mkufxoT6kj1rtrbhbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roseecheeks.tumblr.com/post/50414779491/i-fucking-love-chilli-pots" target="_blank"&gt;roseecheeks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I FUCKING LOVE CHILLI POTS.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;omg&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50430692181</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50430692181</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:46:34 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>(by Oleg Andreev photography)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0f7c298136e02fc7c89e9825226ac32/tumblr_misjz26RHj1qcoqzeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;(by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/olegandreevphotography/8451842197/in/faves-34535026@N06/" target="_blank"&gt;Oleg Andreev photography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50428746496</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50428746496</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:10:19 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nf9nY4KE1qdiz94o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50428415455</link><guid>http://speak-slow.tumblr.com/post/50428415455</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:04:03 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
